well behaved women rarely make history but neither do boring teenage girls who do nothing but party so you’re in a bit of a pickle there champ
The marauders sitting in the common room doing homework and James is reading for an assignment and he thinks it’s stupid and just yells “are you fucking serious?!”
Remus says “yes” before thinking it through and begins contemplating a jump off the astronomy tower. Sirius looks momentarily horrified then Peter passes over a galleon to James and they move on with their homework as if it never happened.
i have all 500 gender trading cards and all the kids on the playground wanna trade but ill never give up my favorites: SPIT GIRL, 300 RATS PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN IN A DRESS, and THERE IS A HUMMING YOU CANNOT IGNORE