hot boys never talk to me i hate them


it was around 11pm on the 9th of may 1994 in oxford england and my mum had to get a caesarian but the doctor cut through into my head at the same time and i have haemophilia B so they were all like oh shit and i had my first emergency factor IX injection minutes after being born and ended up with a big scar and 2 black eyes i was the coolest baby in the hospital and now i have a scar like harry potter and i can see into the doctor’s thoughts and speak to stethoscopes


Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

(via red-means-unsolved)


Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

(via dumbasiankid)




skateboarding is a hoax no one can really land tricks without special effects

as a superwholock fan i can confirm this

there you have it


Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom.

But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads.

Or even the words “teen dad”.

It’s almost like society demonizes women’s sexuality and sexual choices while absolving men of all sexual responsibility and judgement.

(via emptyfichero)


"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial, via emptyfichero)