zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

(via horsecosplay666)

davvvd:

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

(via horsecosplay666)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via dumbasiankid)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via mogi-the-cat)

pityfriend:

hot boys never talk to me i hate them

foxnewsofficial:

it was around 11pm on the 9th of may 1994 in oxford england and my mum had to get a caesarian but the doctor cut through into my head at the same time and i have haemophilia B so they were all like oh shit and i had my first emergency factor IX injection minutes after being born and ended up with a big scar and 2 black eyes i was the coolest baby in the hospital and now i have a scar like harry potter and i can see into the doctor’s thoughts and speak to stethoscopes

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

(via red-means-unsolved)